Land of Teeth and Tails

Your name is RAKALI GASTER.
You are a very odd troll. You enjoy STALKING OTHER TROLLS, watching BAD TROLL SOAP OPERAS and MAKING SHITTY ART. You especially like to make COMICS and are obsessed with GREEN BLOODS.
You sport a very tiny figure and a rodent-type lusus who is nearly as tiny.
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You speak like this:
<:3~Ehehehehe Hello~

You are on Trollian as eccentricDientes.

Q
Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is brownsolemcc121310
from:Anonymous
A

<:3~ I said no 

Spring Rhapsody: >Consider your quadrants

treacherousasphyxiator:

balmyefflorescence:

treacherousasphyxiator:

balmyefflorescence:

Yeeah I meean I`vee had a feew romancees heeree and theeree! It just neeveer lasts…

You switch to your internet, which brings up many pictures of flowers and new strange ways to grow…

<:3~ That’s so weird~!
<:3~ I mean, with such gloriously coloured jade jems befitting your veins
<:3~ I would imagine all your quadrants to be filled to the brim and more so
<:3~ Ehehehe~ 

<:3~ You should NEVER

<:3~ NEVER EVER EVER EVER
<:3~ Tell the king that he’s a butt
<:3~ OR I WILL SQUEAKING SOCK YOU ON THE JAW!

pandasexual:

candiedcock:

justbeforethesunrise:

tarzaaan:

infinitywithoutparallel:

A bill was just passed to allow bullying of any kind in Michigan.  The bill just passed states that bullying is non punishable by law if it is shown that the bully has a strong moral conviction.  This exempts bullying on basis of ANYTHING, at all, race, gender, sexuality, religion, disability, ANYTHING at all, is not only allowed but basically encouraged.  Please spread this around, its sickening, why is this allowed in today’s society.

This is absolutely terrible.

CONTACT THE SENATE NOW AND LET THEM KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
http://www.senate.michigan.gov/gop/contact.asp

Godddd please reblog!

Ashamed to live in this state right now.

What the actual fuck. I’d comment on this, but Whitmer says it all in the video.

This is such an ass-backwards law- it absolutely sickens me that it could be passed in this day and age.

Fuuuuuuuck no. 

“THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT? THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GOING ON? WHO THE HELL GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SHIT COCK I HATE MICHIGAN” -My Mom 

My Mom is a good Irish Catholic who hates bullying and isn’t afraid of anything. 

> have a sssexual encounter with a good friend of yoursss (no pailmo)

ossificansimperator:

Remember, this is completely platonic

(bad sex ahead)

Tattus and Ammoll make a porno:

two trolls who’ve never had sex do so and the results are less then satisfying

 

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<:3~I…I’m really super concerned!

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EUGINE GOLDBERG. I SCREAM YOUR NAME IN ECSTASY.

camfrancisco:

THIS IS DUMB

AND FOR YOU

<:3~Oh my gosh! 
<:3~I wonder what this food is! O:3~
<:3~It’s so nibble~!  

(Source: heiressofcake, via captainamerica-mpreg)

> possse like a fiend ‘caussse ssshit isss going to get real….?

ossificansimperator:

you usually try to avoid cursing, it reflects badly on royalty to use such crass language.

In this case you’ve made an exception

Tattus is your favourite king and you love his sweater. 

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((Some better human!Rakali, digital paint practice))

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